there’s this bunch of pigs i’ve been working with for the past few months.
we are working on an intense project with very tight timelines, so it’s vital for everyone to be on top of things and work with a brisk pace. These pigs, as you can see above, are empty vessels, airheads and are so light that their neighbours find them a joke to be around. it’s easy to spot them from afar, they sport this “stunned” look all the time and always act so innocent.
They are clueless to what goes on around them and provide an inconvenient obstacle to all who need to share a path with them. When they make mistakes, they point to others so they appear flawless, innocent and this way, they can be sure they knock off on time every day.
All they need is to hide low enough under the radar so they don’t need to do any real work, and days pass easily. To make themselves look busy enough, they devise schemes to politick in the workplace and form lies that will explode in their face one day.
All i want to do is to get them off my back because sharing the path with them impedes my work and makes me look just as stupid.
so what do you do when you meet these stunned pigs? if you can’t play their game, i suggest getting ready a big mug of tea to watch them in their folly. i am thinking ICE COLD LEMONGRASS VERVAIN. The one i have is precious stock from an israeli brand.
Here’s what you need:
3g of lemongrass & vervain (also known as verbena)
bag it (Daiso stocks empty bags for loose tea)
steep in uncooked water overnight
GLUG GLUG GLUG.
it’s good as a hot beverage as well.